Just stay out of my way or you'll pay! The following were used in the making of this site: "Adam Sandler." Wikipedia.Wikimedia Foundation, n.d. Subway sandwich from Happy Gilmore -Quotes | Anyclip, I don't wanna hear it. The film was made for $12 million and grossed a total of $41.2 million worldwide, with $38.8 million of that at the North American domestic box office. Bruce Campbell auditioned for the role of Shooter McGavin. Chubbs: I am good. [to Grandma] Happy Gilmore: Reply . MyWorld.wav(69K) Mover: Chubbs: [grimaces in embarrassment] AllOver.wav(227K) [Happy singing] Shooter McGavin: When Happy makes his Subway commercial, they are cutting their bread the original way with a V shape down the middle which started the change over to the hinge in 1999. Number 18, is that Gilmore again? Friends listen to "Endless Love" in the dark. Before his first tournament, Happy asks Chubbs why he didn't play a real sport, "like football, or somethin'." Suck my white ass ball! Oh yeah. You should talk to my neighbor, the accountant. [in a bar] You're gonna die, clown! I bet you get a lot of that on "Let's Make A Deal.". Later in the film Chris McDonald's character is seen with padding in his pants as he walks away. Heckler: You suck! Happy: Hahasend him home. Add to Favorites Adam Sandler Signed Autographed 11x17 HAPPY GILMORE Movie Poster RockNRollAuthentics. Nevertheless, Happy Gilmore has been the best spokesman Subway has ever had, owing to . And shout out to me and @kylezimmer11 for our future . Doug, look, my grandmother's house got repossessed. I'll tell you what, you hit a ball past my ball, and we'll go straight back to work so you can watch your precious hockey game. You have been doing this your whole life. bull_dance.mp3 Happy: Holy shit! Richard Kiel played the Frankenstein monster in The Monkees: I Was a Teenage Monster (1967). [irritated, the audience is getting wild because they're cheering for Happy] To help promote the movie, Adam Sandler made a cameo appearance on The Price Is Right (1972), The Price Is Right: Episode #24.98 (1996) during the "Showcase Showdown". Happy Gilmore: [sarcastically] Happy Gilmore "What the BLEEP"(continual bleeping), hg-bottle.wav MacDonald is 6'3" while Sandler is 5'10". Oh, uh, I was just looking for the other half of this bottle and there's some of it and there's some of it right there, too. IRS Agent: Happy Gilmore "I gotta learn how to play golf. Happy Gilmore. During the mini golf scene Adam Sandler provided the voice of the laughing clown. Happy: Hey, if I saw myself in clothes like those I'd have to kick my own ass. Alright, good luck, buddy. Wake Up With Happy Gilmore's Subway Commercial. Nursing Home Orderly Early on, they considered obtaining the PGA or USGA license, but passed due to the high costs and likelihood of the script being rejected by both. "Spoken like a true asshole." ~ Chubbs. You're smart. Mr. Larson: But it wasn't my fault. We're just doing our jobs! ?? The Waterboy and Billy Madison are just a couple of the hits Adam Sandler had after leaving Saturday Night Live, but few of his films were as popular as Happy Gilmore as it is filled with funny one-liners, memorable lines, and a few inspirational quotes. Starring: Adam Sandler, Christopher McDonald, Julie Bowen. You gotta harness in the good energy, block out the bad. That's your home!! The hockey player Happy mentions in the beginning of the film is Terry O'Reilly. [intentionally antagonizing Happy] But she's an old lady, I mean look at her, she's old! Every time I come here it gets hard to leave. [Happy gets out] I hear that Asteroids machine calling my name The pseudo-commercial for Subway that takes place half way through the movie was both . [to the IRS Agent] Back in 1965, Sports Illustrated said I was going to be the next Arnold Palmer. Happy Gilmore Image for Silhouette or Cricut , Svg, Eps, Dxf LongLiveTheWeekend. Since it's about golf, that makes it a comedy. [voice over narration] Thank you, Doug. 4. You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up! Which fast food restaurant did Happy make a commercial for? Hey Shooter, haven't you forgot your nine iron. IRS Agent BEAT IT! But she's an old lady. IRS Agent I'm Bob Barker. I mean, I can bring furniture from my place over here. So don't get mad at me. Well great nice to meet ya man. Get ready to tee off with the best quotes from Happy Gilmore. It's mostly Played for Laughs, what with the Bad "Bad Acting" from Happy in a commercial for Subway restaurants. [the press is interviewing Shooter McGavin]. How you doing, Happy? Happy Gilmore: Okay? Virginia: Happy Gilmore: Grandma: Shooter McGavin: "You're in big trouble, lil pal - I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!" [judging the club] "Happy Gilmore" tells the story of a violent sociopath. Bob Barker wasn't sure if he wanted to be in the movie. Grandma: The problem with that is you're not a good player.". Well I got his HEAD! I don't consider that entertainment. I hate that Bob Barker! When he learned that he was going to win the fight with Adam Sandler, he accepted the role. That's what I call a hole-in-one. Dammit! Now you're gonna get it, Bobby! Bob Barker: Mover: Chubbs: Damned alligator BIT my hand off! Happy Gilmore Subway. From $23.15. Mr. Gilmore, I'm your caddy! [arrvies at Grandma's house to see a bunch of boxes outside her house] This guy sucks! Happy Gilmore You like that, old man? [arrives from the hall with Grandma] Happy: GOOD! He hates me. This is going to be hilarious. By Aymanalabsi. Shut up, Happy. The two of them walk away, Picks up beer bottle and smashes it in half, Shooter McGavin is holding a speech for other golf players, after bending Shooter's club and while he's quickly walking away, speaking to shooter after making his first drive of the championship, after the air conditioner falls out the window and on an old lady, to Happy as he rushes out of his apartment, referring to the man standing in front of them wearing unusual clothing and a straw hat, Shooter has just purchased Happy's Grandmothers house, Happy Gilmore cheers and uses a golf club to do bull dance, after Happy putts for Waterbury victory, sort of disappointed, Happy does a funny victory "dance" with his caddy, after Happy finally sinks his putt after 7 tries, Happy pulls the guy's shirt over his head and then punches him in the face, to himself while getting pelted with baseballs inside the batting cage, the press is interviewing Shooter McGavin, in Doug's office, after having fought with Bob Barker, impersonating the announcer for the game show, the Price is Right, Happy visits his happy place one last time, he sees Chubbs, Chubbs plays and sings "We've Only Just Begun" on the piano, Young Happy, hits a hard plastic ball into his father's forehead, Happy fires a shot, and it shatters the glass in front of the coaches, a TV is broadcasting Happy's tirade on the golf course, arrvies at Grandma's house to see a bunch of boxes outside her house, Gets thrown out of the house by Happy and smashes through Grandma's front glass door and rolls down the porch stairs, Happy leaves; Virginia follows; Shooter smirks in triumph. Spectator: It's about time. Grandma $59.99 $ 59. Oh my god! Flaherty had previously appeared in the film "Sesame Street Presents: Follow That Bird" (1985), where a yellow Volkswagen beetle figured prominently into the plot. [to himself while getting pelted with baseballs inside the batting cage] Heckler: Jack Ass! "So you decided to headbutt Bob Barker". Cold-cut combo from Subway! Joe Sakic of the NHL's Colorado Avalanche appears uncredited during the hockey tryout scene. Get out. You can't just take her stuff, she's too old! All right, maybe we should get back inside. Happy Gilmore 13. You're in MY world now, grandma! He first appeared in The League in 2014, followed by another episode the following year. Happy: That's MY PUCK, baby! [Happy hits the ball in the same direction]. FeelTheFlow.wav(327K)Happy: Is it always like this with the TV cameras and the people and stuff? Happy's Subway commercial. Who are you waving at, Happy? So you had a fight with a game show host on national TV. Happy, a raucous hockey player turned golfer, sends the sedate sport into overdrive after he becomes a media sensation with his outlandish antics on the links. Grandma "You just made a fatal mistake, Mr Candy-Ass!". Hell no! Now's not the time. Happy tackles Bob, resulting in both of them rolling down a hill. JackAss2.wav(41K) Imgflip supports all fonts installed on your device including the default Windows, Mac, and web fonts, including bold and italic. Mr. Larson: 99. It's all in the hips. Jerry Thornton 7/15/2020 5:53 AM. But he's a disgrace to the game! Which of the following golfers makes a cameo appearence in the film? Soon after, the ball bounces on a green and rolls into the hole, making a hole in one. [Happy does a funny victory "dance" with his caddy], [after Happy finally sinks his putt after 7 tries]. You want a piece of me? I've seen the work you bring home from school and it's terrible.". Christopher McDonald as Shooter McGavin "You're in big trouble, lil pal - I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!" You're gonna need a blanket and suntan lotion, cause you're never gonna get off that beach, just like the way you never got into the NHL you jackass! What an honor. During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box; and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody. ", hg-dance.wav You can't take her house. By RobertRo921724. Lotta pressure. ", hg-mistake.wav What the hell is the matter with you? Doug Thompson: What are you talking about? [Angrily, with teeth clenched] You're very good looking. [Bob grabs Happy's throat, opens his eyes with a menacing look, stands up, punches Happy in the gut twice, and once in the face before Happy falls down again] Happy: Step right up, folks! Happy learned how to putt! | Chubbs: Suck my white ass ball! Happy Gilmore is a 1996 American sports comedy film directed by Dennis Dugan and produced by Robert Simonds.It stars Adam Sandler as the title character, an unsuccessful ice hockey player who discovers a newfound talent for golf. What? : Happy Gilmore: This works for Subway as their website states their target market . A page for describing YMMV: Happy Gilmore. Happy tells Virginia that his grandmother (Frances Bay) took him to see the film "Endless Love" (1981) starring Brooke Shields. Bob Barker: First released on February 16, 1996, the Adam Sandler movieabout a hockey player-turned-aggressive . Hey! I don't hate you. I think I just killed her! Circle, with the music, the flow. By Donovan Olson. START WATCHING. 14. Happy's Girlfriend: I am not spending the rest of my life with a loser. Available on Tubi TV, iTunes, Hulu. You know, I saw Doug playing yesterday. Grizzly Adams *did* have a beard. Sorry Shooter, there's nothing I can do. Uh-oh! Happy Gilmore: Happy Gilmore: [after having been suspended for fighting with Bob Barker] Let me just enjoy the one thing that makes me a little bit happy. You're acting like a damn fool! Do you always carry a puck with you? hg-jackass.wav I didn't see it, could you tell me if it went in? [after been hit by a Volkswagen driven by Donald] 1. All you ever talk about is becoming a pro hockey player, but there's a problem: you're not any good. It also is featured in Man on the Moon (1999). Frequent and unrelenting product placement of Subway subs, in the form of hats, T-shirts, signs, commercials, and a scene where two of the main characters are eating at a Subway restaurant. Doug, kick him off the Tour! Oh, God, that hurt a little, but I'm alright. What do you think? Bob Barker beats down Adam Sandler, the meestah meestah lady jumps on a moving car/gets crushed by an air conditioner, and Happy goes crazy on a mechanic clown. Happy Gilmore: Budweiser, Pepsi, Visa and the commercial-within-the-film for Subway restaurants. Time to go home,there, ball. I don't date golfers. Now, you will go to sleep! You pay the quarter, you get on the horse. Doug Thompson: [a TV is broadcasting Happy's tirade on the golf course]. Web. 1 2 . Happy Gilmore: Maybe you'll win the Tour Championship one day. [referring to the man standing in front of them wearing unusual clothing and a straw hat] ", hg-clown.wav 3. Schneider turned it down because he wanted Sandler to use more famous people and not always rely on his friends to play all the characters in his movies. The audience had more than their fill of comedy and Subway found their own way of feed off this. Happy Gilmore I should just try to get the ball in one shot every time. Riding a bull? ", hg-clothes.wav By ToveBadune. By SkyeMutch. Announcer: Happy Gilmore (clown laughter) "I hate that clown." We're gonna be okay, Grandma. Bob Barker: It helps me go to sleep. Happy: Yeah!! ", hg-confusing.wav Say.wav(131K) Shooter McGavin Why don't you just put it down? Check out the name tag. It happens. It's circular. [while walking on the golf course] This is a biggie, time's ticking. Distant neighbor: I'm afraid that's impossible, sir. [in slow motion, Happy hits a ball a great distance. Or I will PUT you to sleep. Tough.wav(282K) [scene when Happy gets in the batting cage and takes balls to the head]. [to his caddy] See if you can out drive the amazing golf ball uh whacker guy. (Sounds of a ball rolling) Happy Gilmore: (clown laughter) I hate that clown. Happy: Son of a bitch ball. Felling the flow. Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass. ANSWER ME!! LISTEN to what I say! Terry: Potter: Doing the bull dance. Crazy Old Lady: [in Doug's office, after having fought with Bob Barker]. Happy Gilmore: Adam Sandler stars in this hilarious comedy that scores a hole in one for gut-busting wit and outrageous slapstick. : Odd Legal Team. God, kid! Big Daddy = McDonalds/Hooters . There was some guy out there giving me crap, and it took every ounce of my energy not to hit him. Adam Sandler and Christopher McDonald went on to later appear in Dirty Work (1998), with McDonald also playing the antagonist in that film. Happy Gilmore T-ShirtVintage Happy Gilmore Baseball Cap. Date.wav(99K) In the Waterbury Open scene, Chubbs is seen wearing a Lacoste v-neck jumper with a logo of a crocodile, very similar to Chubbs' nemesis the alligator. Verne Lundquist filmed all his scenes in one day, on the same set, even when he was in "different" locations for the golf tournaments.